Staten Island Sucks

Michael Trementano’s finger was allegedly almost bitten off by his neighbor, Bob Ferrari. This is a new low for Staten Island usually you hear about slashing tires, keying cars or blowing up mailboxes. Funny Stuff enjoy…

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Reminds me of this:

Do I really need to document this? I started this site as a joke But come on, this is too easy. I almost feel bad for these women, I don’t actually, “Just sayin’… lol.” Are they serious? They can’t be – no one puts themselves out there to be ridiculed like this – do they? are they that desperate for money? fame? are they just dumb? In any case, as you requested, my 2 cents….

VH1 has is about to air a comedy series called “MOB Wives”. The series will attempt to chronicle the comings and goings of 4 low class Staten Island women. Yet again Staten Islanders on TV cause my property value to take a hit. Two of the women arent what I would call typical Mob family people they seem worse….

First up Drita D’avanzo. She is actually Albanian. An albanian Mob wife… WTF thats like leatherface and freddy krueger had a kid! D-Rita’s bio on vh1 says “Drita is tough as nails and infamous for her many fights and knock outs growing up. Now a mother, she struggles to control her anger and often feels nostalgic for times when a problem could be solved with a fist.” So D-Rita Grew up in a housing project, married a bank robber and longs to be violent. I couldn’t make this shit up if I were trying to come up with the worst possible person to put on TV from Staten Island. Kudos to the casting director!

Next Up Carla Facciolo is more interested in her hair and body than the fact that the father of her children Joey Ferragamo is in prison. She tells them he is away on business. “Carla likes the finer things in life and thought she’d met her match when she married Joey Ferragamo, a stock broker. ” Well that went badly now didn’t it Carla. Do yourself and your kids a favor – divorce him and tell the kids he is dead then find a decent person… oh wait your damaged goods no one like that would touch you. LOL

The other two women are typical daughters (Karen Gravano) and wives (Renee Graziano) of mob men who are in prison or on the run. Road worn women who wear too much makeup and put plastic on the couch. Im sure the series will give the masses great joy and again expose Staten Isalnd for what it really is.

Five middle school students at Dreyfus Intermediate School robbed a delivery man of his pizza pies and soda in the school’s parking lot. The pies were being delivered to the school at 3:50pm to feed a bunch of kids who were were there to recieve supplementary educational services under the No Child Left Behind Act.

The five little monsters approached the 21-year-old delivery man from Frank’s Pizza on Bay Street then they demanded the pizza, soda and cash from him, then fled. A source said the suspects pummeled the delivery man before running.

Three of the 5 were arrested on Thursday their ages range from 11 to 13; two male one female. The other two remain at large.

Usually when I think of the ferry ride I think about butch, big haired, loud mouthed women. But there are actual fights on the ferry. I have listed a few here for your viewing pleasure.

Two Staten Island police offers were arrested for writing bogus tickets. Stephen Gerwer, 39, and Vincent Adinolfi, 40 turned themselves in yesterday.

Did Vinny drive his caddy to the 120 to turn himself in?

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When normal people think of snow, they imagine children frolicking, sledding, skiing, snow men and perhaps the great scenery. When the “Staten Islander” thinks of snow they contemplate murder, mayhem and their contempt for all mankind.

A story posted on SIlive.com details the rage experienced by the “Staten Islaner” in regards to parking, shoveling and dealing with others in a corgial and calm manner… lol. They refer to saving parking spaces with garbage cans and they detail very proudly what it is they do to people who dare park in “their” public parking space. I have included several my favorite responses below. Enjoy!

One of my favorite posts was authored by a Staten Islander with the handle “bobsmyuncle” he seems so proud of himself.
after the big storm I spent 2 hours digging out my wifes car & I admittedly pt trash cans in the spot to “reserve” it. some A-hole comes & doesa not move the cans but pushes them into the snow bank & parks his car in the spot. so here’s what I did:

• he left his car unlocked so I opened the passenger side door took my razor & scrapped off his inspection sticker

• dumped a bucket of cold water on his windshield

• buried his car in the snow I just dug out.

• made myself a nice hot cup of cocoa & when he was cursing me & digging his car out I asked him to dig out the pails that he so rudely pushed into a snow bank.

Can you believe that the 19 year old little turd had the nerve to ask me to borrow a shovel to dig his car out??? I of course said no & sipped on my hot cocoa.

Another waste of skin with the handle “stugotzz” wrote:

After I spend 1-2 hours shoveling out my car, you can bet your ass “I Own That Spot”. As for my driveway, it’s already occupied with my 2 other trucks. I would LOVE for you try to park in my spot so I can push your car down the block and then find you and feed you my shovel. Try me A-hole, just try me!

“bunnydog” writes:
PARK YOUR CAR IN MY SHOVELED OUT SPOT AND YOU WILL HAVE A SLOW LEAK IN YOUR FRONT TIRES.

Consul General of Mexico in New York, Rubén Beltrán wrote a letter to the Staten Island advance about the recent atacks on Mexicans on Staten Island’s north shore. He wrote “We will act decisively in order to protect our citizens and will actively promote that those guilty of these vicious attacks are brought to justice expeditiously. We are working hand-in-hand with local authorities on all levels … In response to the escalating violence against Mexicans in Port Richmond, Staten Island, the Consulate General of Mexico in New York is posting personnel that will remain in the borough until further notice. This, in order to safeguard their rights and effectively assist and provide information to the Mexican residents of this area,”

Ok, so a dignitary from a third world country, a country with a murder rate 3x higher than the U.S. sees Staten Island as a place where he needs to “posting personnel that will remain in the borough until further notice”?

Staten Island…. Keeping it classy!

Deborah Berardi, 55 an upper crust, high class socialite from Arden heights allegedly helped to cover up her twins son’s gang assault. Her sons Anthony and Thomas Berardi allegedly beat a man bloody near their Lisa Lane residence and their mom Deborah was the cleaner.

Anthony and Thomas beat Beka Bekaouri, 24 so bad he suffered a broken nose, a broken eye socket and a cracked skull. After which Deborah used a hose to wash away blood from the street and from the victim. When a witness tried to help the man she reportedly said “Let him choke”. Are the nylon suits the boys wore blood repellent?

Deborah, Anthony and Thomas all face charges for second-degree gang assault, second-degree assault, third-degree assault, and second-degree harassment. Deborah also faces a count of fourth-degree criminal facilitation.

What should have been a grand day for Vinny and Godiva’s daughter Gianna was marred by a cruel hoax. They were given a flier that told them that the parking regulations around Tottenville High School were suspended for Thursday’s Graduation. But when they left Vinny found a $115 ticket on his “mint burgundy 1992 Buick Riviera” which was parked in a crosswalk. Vinny was distraught “I can’t believe they did this to my princess on her day”

A police department rep said that there was no suspension of parking regulations on Thursday.

Gianna was visibly angry after the ceremony and told her father she would forgo her lip treatments and her spray tan to help pay the fine. “I cant believe someone would do this to me on my day” she was quoted as saying.

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